'Call My Therapist'

Crybaby “Call My Therapist” Tee
You cry. We merch.

Introducing the Crybaby “Call My Therapist” tee — for those days when emotional stability is out of office. This unisex garment-dyed t-shirt is softer than your ex's excuses and more comforting than your group chat after a spiral.

Designed with a relaxed fit perfect for everything from mental breakdowns to brunch, it’s your go-to look whether you’re spiraling in style or just trying to keep it together in public. The garment-dyed finish gives it that vintage vibe, like you’ve been crying in it since at least 2003.

Perfect for:

• Casual hangouts where everyone’s pretending they’re fine

• Semi-formal events where you might sob in a bathroom

• Birthdays, therapy appointments, or Casual Fridays with edge

• Gifting to friends who definitely need this more than you do

Whether you’re cracking jokes through the pain or just want people to know you’re one bad day away from calling 1-800-SOB-STOR, this shirt delivers. Crybaby style. Therapist not included.